The Noisemaker

The Noisemaker is the human megaphone who believes every tiny update deserves a full‑blown motivational speech. A one‑line message like “meeting moved 30 minutes” becomes a loud, glittering wall of text loaded with emojis, buzzwords, and fake gratitude. The actual information is one sentence; the rest is AI‑generated frosting. The Noisemaker cannot send normal messages. Everything sounds like a LinkedIn thought‑leader post written after three espressos and a “make it more engaging” prompt. They say they’re “super excited to share” literally everything: calendar changes, routine updates, tiny wins that nobody asked to be “celebrated”. The tone is wildly dramatic, the grammar suspiciously perfect, and the sincerity aggressively hollow. Everyone reading knows what happened: a basic sentence was fed into a model, then padded with emojis to seem “more human.” It doesn’t make the message better; it just makes the chat longer, louder, and way more annoying than necessary.

Don't do this

William3:14 PM

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Let's be real. Not every message needs to read like a fitness coach’s LinkedIn post. When you ask GenAI to “make it more professional,” “more exciting,” or “more inviting,” it turns a simple task into a wall of buzzwords and emojis. It stops being useful and starts being noise... it's annoying.

Chill bruh, why does this even matter?

❌ Your message hogs screen space. If i have to scroll, it's too long.

❌ You burn everyone’s time. The real info gets buried under mountains of fluff.

❌ You sound like an idiot. Nobody talks in “growth mindsets” and “value creation.”

❌ What could have been a one-liner now needs a TL;DR. Who has the time?

Be like Dawn instead

Dawn2:50 PM

Hi everyone! We’re hosting an internal training on project management best practices next Tuesday, November 23th at 11:00 CET. You can sign up here: [link]

You don't really need GenAI to write a Slack message (or MS Teams, Google Chat*, ...).

✅ Share just the essentials: date, time, topic, and a signup link.

✅ Make it obvious what action (if any) is required.

✅ Skip the hype, the buzzwords, and the emoji parade.

* Bless your soul. My sincere condolences.